Many female porn star names are awful. There's not enough variety and there are too many stupid puns. I offer this as a gift to any young woman considering a career in the erotic film industry. (If you want explanations for the jokes, I'll post those in the comments.)
posted by Useless Information Man at 18:07
A twisted ex-Isle with too little drive and occasionally too much free time. A force of nature that has yet to be housebroken. A bon vivant in search of a coterie. A hideous evolutionary freak that was not meant to survive. A seeker of Things Humans Were Not Meant to Pay Attention To.
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Sortinda Stone - "sword in the stone"
Holly Grayle - "Holy Grail"
Mallory Thomas - Thomas Malory wrote the big compendium of Arthurian tales, translated and embellished from the French romances, Morte d'Arthur.
Penni Drakan - "Pendragon"
Gwen Gramarye - this one is tortured - "Gwen" being short for Gwenievere, and "Gramarye" being the Summer Country in which Camelot was supposedly established.
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