Turning the Table, momentarily.

All very well, Mr. Smart-Aleck UIM, but what names would you choose for yourself, had you followed on your urge to chuck it all (after 4StringQueen) and move out to the San Fernando Valley?

Honestly, my own birth name would serve me well in the adult narrative industry, but, assuming I wanted my family to keep speaking to me, I might have chosen any of the following:

Dash Chandler
Stan Dard-DeViance
Marc Tully
Dan T. Alighieri
Ovine Noir
Cooke Hullen
Jack Dugginn
Sean Thornton, Jr.
H. C. Mann
Rowland Stone
"Killer" Rabbitt
Gawain Smith
Ben Phoenix
B. F. Pearse
Rex Quondam